rubber check

Da "pre-fun" inspection between da legs of a lust-crazed stud dat a teenage girl's parent performs to see if said eager male lover is wearing a condom.

Unless you're gonna stay and actually monitor da vigorous bouncy-bouncy between your "little pumpkin" and her main squeeze, doing a "rubber check" beforehand would be about as "worthless" as a latex-sheet financial instrument, since da warm-and-moist-love-tunnel-craving guy could just "hop off da Trojan horse's saddle" --- i.e., slip his love-pipe out of its "raincoat" --- just as soon as yer back is turned.

rubber check by QuacksO August 9, 2023

Pain check

Instead of a rain check the chronically ill can have a pain check wherever needed

I am hurting today but I’ll definitely take a pain check on lunch.

Pain check by Aligned August 17, 2023

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peak check

A peak check is when a player checks another players profile to see what their highest ever rank was

This can then be used as a trump card in any argument given that your peak is higher than the other players

Person one losing and argument:"You think you are better than me? Peak check"

Person two having no way to recover as getting humiliated by a peak check is a fate worse than death that means a lot to everyone in the conversation: ...

peak check by Overwatch University August 17, 2023

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Mirror Check

the act of looking in the mirror and asking your reflection if you are in an okay state mentally. when you aren't you will see the reflection shake their head and go no man you need to maybe stay home today.

I did a mirror check today and it told me today is not the day. I'm staying in.

Mirror Check by RM Brown September 17, 2023