Swavay and De Boner

To get a boner in a fancy place and then lose it fast.

*Two men walk into a restaurant*

Man 1: Hey dude, this is awkward, but you've got a boner!
Man 2: OH SHIT. *sits down at table and hides it*

-later in the evening-
Man 1: Bro, your boner is gone.
Man 2: OH MY, where did my boner go!?
Man 1: Looks like you've had a case of Swavay and De Boner

by ratlovers May 15, 2011

Mano De Dios

The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.

"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."

by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008

sura de bunda

The act of having your female partner's feet on the males shoulders and head by the males feet and the male pecks at the females pussy.

Sex is considered sura de bunda

by Paul Willard November 5, 2013

Fis de pyt

Something only gay niggas say to attract staight niggas

He: fis de pyt
Me: what's fis de pyt ?
He: fis de pyt my dick nigga

by 360sexboy69 August 3, 2018

fundillo de bandido

Bad ass

That's fundillo de bandido bro!

by )2629326( September 10, 2018

nom de flume

aka

any of your other online selves

Don't call me Shirley, that's just a nom de flume.

by funkspiel July 23, 2011

tacos de caca

tacos de caca besties so true xx XD tacos de caca

tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD tacos de caca outsold you all xDDDDD penis

by ilovezaynmalik March 18, 2021