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bang ratio

The bang ratio is the percentage of people who "like" a post on social media that the poster would potentially like to bang. For example, if someone uploads a picture to facebook that receives 20 likes, 8 of which come from people that the poster would enjoy having sexual relations with, the picture has a bang ratio of 40%.

Because the general purpose of most men's lives is to have sex with as many people as possible, (and because they have an unstated sexual attraction towards a large number of their female friends) most men are constantly attempting to post things that will generate a maximal bang ratio.
Dude 1: "I can't believe you uploaded a picture to Facebook of you frolicking in a meadow with puppies and baby horses."
Dude 2: "Dude, girls love pictures like that. That picture has 55 likes, with a bang ratio of 85%!"
by SexySaxMan May 11, 2013
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flash bang

like a flash mob but instead of dancing its a giant orgy
Jake: hey guys flash bang at the mall tonight at 6
Bex: cool man I'll see you there
by bexallot May 19, 2015
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Coke bang

In cod black ops on the map cartel you coke bang some one it’s wall banging but you shoot through the coke
Yo I coke banged someone through the coke
by Bicboi888 December 3, 2020
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nut bang

OHHHHHH dang I just hast had a nut bang
by But bang January 26, 2018
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The Flashing Bang

When your girlfriend or wife is waxing her vaginall pubic hairs, you procede to bang her in the asshole.
"My wife was so clean yesterday when I did the Flashing Bang to her! It was awesome!"
by Aliendest November 21, 2011
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Cliver Bang

A Cliver Bang is a term that is used as an aggressive hook up.
"Clive pushed me down to the floor and slowly unzipped his pants which was filled with precum already, then he stuck in in my face as I begin to suck it, Clive moans in satisfaction and turns red as he blushes, then he swung me at the wall and chocked me with his hands until i finally drank his cum"
by delalisdeniz December 22, 2020
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Ear banged

When someone is kissing on your ear while you are getting it on and it gets to be too much that you feel they are fucking your ear
I went over to Justin’s last night and got ear banged. So gross!
by Krystal_ilstu July 8, 2019
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