Alabama Plaster Job

A ceremony you do to your wife to plaster her vagina shut when she decides she will have no more children. This is meant to be performed by the husband of the woman getting the Alabama Plaster Job
Steps
1. Get all of your male relatives to ejaculate into a cup (this can be done simultaneously or one at a time)
2. Measure the amount of semen you have, and thoroughly mix in an equal amount of Elmer's School Glue
3. When the glue and semen is mixed, boil it on a stove at medium to high temperature. We will now refer to the glue-semen mixture as glemen
4. Once the glemen is boiling, pour it over your wife's vagina which should plaster her vagina shut to block anything (such as a penis) from entering it again
5. Perform anal sex with the newly plastered woman to celebrate a successful Alabama Plaster Job

Johnny, make sure you don't masturbate this week, you want to provide plenty of semen for your cousin's Alabama Plaster Job next weekend.

by McMegaDeluxe April 12, 2020

Alabama Putin

A dish of a fascist's head toppled with truffle butter and cheese.

Girl : I'd sure go for a Alabama Putin right now!

Guy : You know,, it's not because he's bare chested all the time that it's exciting 🤷🏻 ♂️

by AlabamaBaby May 27, 2022

Alabama high five

When you and your buddy DP a girl and your ball sacks slap each others giving him a high five.

Last night was funny as hell when Keaton and Ronnie did the Alabama high five to that little dirty butt April

by iloveslutsbishop December 10, 2023

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012

alabama movie theater

When a person buts a tarp out and puts a projector on it while tyler fucks his sister

Hey Mariah wanna have a Alabama movie theater???

by Tyler’s mom November 7, 2018

Alabama String Bean

when you stick your middle finger in your friends ass and he moans

i performed an alabama string bean on my buddy and he moans ecstatically

by pill_poppin_monkey May 15, 2025

alabama lip pucker

when a girl in highschool or middle school sucks dick and loses virginty at a young age

Kelsey is an alabama lip pucker from middle school til now

by Cathy's peters wife April 4, 2017