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Hym "I refused to leave as it is the home of the creator of AI (The greatest mind who has ever lived/Better than everyone). The rest of them just live here."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2025
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So I (20M) live in a ditch

One of the flairs on AmITheAngel. It’s unknown where this flair came from, and its origin post is likely deleted. The below example is an AITA-like shitpost demonstrating this nonsense.
AITA for shooting my parents’ neighbor’s dog for peeing in their yard?
So I (20M) live in a ditch. I went to my parents for the weekend and to my surprise, their neighbor’s dog was peeing in their yard. In the grass. And god forbid that happen. I was fuming. So I got out a gun and shoot him clean off the Earth. Everyone clapped. I went back home on Sunday night, and the neighbor saw his now dead dog in their yard. He saw red and blew up my phone to call me the AH. I calmly replied that I wasn’t, if it was his yard I wouldn’t have gotten involved, and I’d be extra pissed if it was mine. He said I live in a ditch so I don’t even have a yard (ugh I KNOW THAT I LIVE IN A DITCH GAWD). My parents, however, think I was in the right, even though that was animal abuse, but it was their yard and I was trying to protect it. So Reddit, AITA?
Everyone: NTA
by Delete this account now September 2, 2024
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live-light

A person used solely for sex, a LIVE-fleshlight.
Another word for female prostitute.
Someone who's main goal in life is to have sex.
Friend: who was that girl you were with last night?

You: oh nobody, she was just a live-light
by Gray_Brawr October 24, 2017
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Live Oak Jr High Colorguard

A Group where You Sign up your daughter and the greedy coaches who are fat and have hooked noses take a shit ton of your money so your daughter along with other little shits can swing a flag around on a football field for 5 minutes a game and you don't get to see them that much and pay five thousand dollars just for the football season so the fatass coaches can eat food and drink whiskey then they also make your daughter into free child labor making them go to a fundraiser to buy shit like a trailer and a floor then they make you pay another five grand just to do winter guard where you have to go all around Louisiana and Mississippi to watch them throw flags around which requires no skill at all while they abuse your daughter by yelling at them at practice
Julie regretted using her hard-earned money to sign up her daughter for the Live Oak Jr High Colorguard, where greedy, overweight coaches with hooked noses took a massive chunk of her cash so her daughter could swing flags around for just five minutes per game, only to then demand more of Julie's money for winter guard, turning her daughter into free child labor at fundraisers, all while the coaches indulged in food and whiskey.
by SS Nate1488 December 28, 2024
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Living fan

When a man bounces so hard on a penis or penis-like object that his own penis flies around in a cirkle like a fan.
"He bounced on it so hard he did a Living fan"
by Freaky Ben May 3, 2025
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No Lives Matter

Your life may, or may not matter to you. It may, or may not matter to people close to you. But beyond that, we are all just ants on a discarded Ho-Ho. To me, it has nothing to do with race.
by knightofthedolefulcountenance November 5, 2022
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