Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

by Blaque916 May 28, 2006

Bird Shit

A creamy white shit stuff that comes out of the butt-hole of a bird. Sometimes it can be green, orange, red, and many varieties of colors, many depending on the food the bird eats.

Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!

by BigMommaHollaAtDaddy February 20, 2011

mama-birding

Chewing up food then spitting it back up on a passed out friend

We were mama-birding Cory with the brownies he made last weekend

by Richdawg85 February 6, 2015

Wounded Bird

Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.

Synonomous with: "Rebound".

Usage: "I'm not interested in taking on another wounded bird."

by asylus July 17, 2007

J-Bird

Once meant to be a term of endearment given to an attractive female whose name starts with the letter 'J'; has now been reserved exclusively for the magnificent, gorgeous and breathtaking J.B.

D-man was considered the luckiest man on earth when getting a chance to date J-bird.

by david888 March 27, 2011

Shit-Bird

A Person, Animal or thing. Not aware of there complete uselessness. Usually a complete asshole who Trys to bend rules, typically gets called shit-bird and thinks his pontiac grand am is fast

Total complete shit-bird is here.

Shit-bird needs to move his car.

by chug April 23, 2015

Bird Head

When a person has normal hair, except the back is gelled up, often looking like a prehistoric bird or somthing of the nature

"Hey, did you see bird head the other day"

"YEA! HE WAS ALL LOOKIN LIKE A BIRD WITH HIS HEAD!"

by Bird-head February 12, 2010