Eating a girl out from the vagina whilst her being on her period and the day she has diarrhoea. She proceeds to poo during the eating out session and you go for her ass after she squirts from her vagina.
Dude 1 - Last night, me and my girl got frisky and I give her the welsh monster chomp
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!
by Golvrey June 12, 2018
Get the Welsh monster chompmug. "Joshie Monsters Mic" is the exact same thing as earrape. Unpleasing and stupid. Just get a new mic instead of ear-raping the boys in a fortnite tournament.
by Swansey November 15, 2021
Get the Joshie Monsters Micmug. 
Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
by swampmonsterdick October 23, 2018
Get the swamp monster dickmug. the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any
by juvi d July 28, 2008
Get the COOKIE monstermug. A beast with wings that flies around grabbing people and taking them to his sex nest, where he rapes them so hard that they die, and then lays their body on someone's front porch to lure out some of its victims. These are generally found in the U.S. and are born from the invisible eggs that come from ejected semen.
Jim: Hey, what happened to Susie?
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
John: Oh didn't you hear? She was taken by the Flying Sex Monster!
by frenchfrypapa February 23, 2014
Get the Flying Sex Monstermug. God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by RetardedGoatMan February 25, 2015
Get the the flying spaghetti monstermug.