Hock Ham

Hock Ham is a sweet looking ass

dam look at that girls hock ham

by killdtheone1 August 4, 2010

Jimmy Ham

Jimmy Ham Pork was born in Hawk Tuah County, Ohio, and is part of the Porkston Family lineage, Related to John Pork and Billy Bacon,Youngest in the family. Youngest son of Joana Pork and John Pork Sr. Jimmy Ham was a baseball prodigy in highschool, however his career got cut short due to discrimination against pigs. He then enlisted to fight for the toilets in the "Great Skibidi War", which provided some internal family conflict due to some allegiance with the camera heads. During episode 72 of "skibidi toilet" He was incapacitated due to a hamstring injury and returned back to the family compound in Atlanta. During the Skibidi Toilet war he became acquainted with Tyrone Turkey, and married his sister Tarissa Turkey. Tarissa Turkey and Jimmy Hams relationship was looked down upon by their families due to previous conflict between Turkeys and Pigs during the "Great Thanksgiving trial of Ohio". However, they were able to put apart their differences and the families became very tight and they all moved to the Pork Family Compound in Atlanta. Ham and Turkey had 2 kids, Jawn Appel who was born as an apple because of herdeitary issues between Pig and Turkey genes, and Johnny Ham, the youngest son.

"Hey, did you hear about Jimmy Ham's Injury?"
"Yeah, he was a real porkdegy - could have been great."

"What ever happened to Jimmy Ham's son?"
"You mean Jawn Appel? There was a birth complication..."

by Pork's Historical Society November 26, 2024

Ham

One who entertains in a silly-goofy, childlike manner. Loves to entertain and act as comedic relief, can be theatrical.

Omg, Connor was being such a ham the other day when he made the entire coffee shop lol with his over the top comments and expressions.

by BigIz69 May 9, 2022

ham certains

young vaginal flaps before it turns into roastbeef certains

man she had tasty ham certains

by pauky dounut October 24, 2008

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014

HAM

an acronym describing a gentleman with attractive features.

Tina: wow did you see that guy in line? he's a total HAM.
Jenny: he is hot I guess, but what's a ham?
Tina: he's a HANDSOME ASS MAN duh!

can also be used in reference to male animals, specifically cute cats and dogs. the highest compliment to give to them. besides saying they're a good boy

by KrazyKatKlan May 10, 2018