Work-Stories... , that Patrick
is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...
Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb
is only doing that so he has a story to tell in work...
Patrick, let's all have a jaegerbomb
by Br33zy81 November 13, 2021
Get the Work-storiesmug. The insufferable, horrid and annoying type of coworker that some people inevitably encounter at work. They're usually kiss asses to the management wich they think gives them a free pass to act like one with their coworkers. They're also the coworker that chooses to do more work than everyone else (regardless if people are slacking off or not), take on more responsibility than they can handle, deliberately burn themselves out and constantly complain about doing most of the work. Deep down at their core they want attention, they're credibly insecure and are most likely butt ugly individuals that almost no one wants to fuck.
Person#1. Don't make me do all of the work!
Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
Person#2. No one is making you do all if the work. You're choosing to do all of the work and take on more that what you can handle. Stop being a Work Place Bitch and get a life!
by Flower347joy December 6, 2021
Get the Work Place Bitchmug. Again, is an amorphous abstraction that (effectively) means little more than "FAIL REPEATEDLY." It's a slogan for the successful...
Hym "And it stems from a sense of entitlement. They feel entitled to their success because they did ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ (i.e. failed repeatedly before succeeding arbitrarily) and this FURTHER ENTITLES them to YOUR FAILURE. They want to see people fail to validate ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they did to succeeded (Regardless of the actual circumstances that resulted in their own success). ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️ they want you to do is 'Fail repeatedly. 'You didn't FAIL REPEATEDLY (Do✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️), therefore, your success is illegitimate. I may even be justified in sabotaging your to ensure that YOU DO FAIL just so no one gets to succeed without doing WHAT I DID (which is fail repeatedly).' That's what they mean when they say ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️"
by Hym Iam August 5, 2023
Get the ✌️✊️✌️The work✌️✊️✌️mug. Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.
by Jay and Day June 2, 2013
Get the Working out my Guycepmug. Similar to jerking off, Working Off is the act of feeling pleasure or getting some release from your work.
Nothing feels better than working off on these TPS reports!
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.
My wife came to the office today and caught me working off.
by Captain Christian November 4, 2021
Get the Working Offmug. Guy1: Oi, mate I’m going to work.
Guy2: Ok, just don’t spend all of your money.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll be right back.
Guy2: Ok, just don’t spend all of your money.
Guy1: Don't worry, I'll be right back.
by Lil_jager August 30, 2021
Get the Workmug. I mean, it was literally the thing I said and not that. It was literally you being signed off on by a more successful person, Chris!
Hym "Hard work and determination had nothing to do with it. You were 1 of 3 horde wielding tests mean to gauge both my retention and my ability to drive engagement in the absence of analytics and demonstrate to the audience that the thing I'm talking about is on some level occurring. Louis Michael, Chris!? Louis Michael!? What kind of shit is that!? You were elevated by the greatest mind who has ever lived and that is the thanks I get?"
by Hym Iam July 3, 2024
Get the Hard Work and Determinationmug.