valentine’s day

actual definition of shit.

“valentine’s day makes me feel depressed. so basically, my whole day is shitty.”

by daddu February 14, 2018

No Sock Day

May 8th:
No Socks Day is a day to free your toes of the confines of socks and stocking. The creators of this day also profess that No Socks Day will reduce your laundry load, and therefore, is healthy for the environment.

Give those toes of yours a breath of fresh air on No Sock Day!

by Pandabear8675309 May 10, 2012

Nathan Day

If you know a guy named Nathan, invite him over! Nathan’s are all around good guys. I mean come on, have you ever met a mean Nathan? No! If you’re feeling extra generous, make out with him and make his day extra special! The only thing with this though, he has no choice but to say yes. So Nathan, if you looked up your name on here and you are reading this, if a girl sends you this, SAY YES. SHES PROBABLY A DIME AND YOU CAN GET SOME KISSING ACTION. Anyways, November 5th is Nathan day, so ladies hit up that special Nathan in your life

Chick: Heyyyy Nathan! Wanna come over
Nathan: Sounds great, but why?
Chick: Well it’s Nathan Day and we can make out if you want because that’s just what you do on Nathan day
Nathan: Hell yea I’ll be there!

by millerjakey! October 28, 2021

Lonelytine’s Day

Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:

•single

•heartbroken

•crushing

•Lonely people

Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?

by Yo te February 5, 2020

Basford-Day

Basford-Day is the expression for having an extremely lazy day.
Most notably the day we will be spent in bed (Only wearing boxer shorts / underwear) watching star wars, films, playing computer games (most notably simulator games) other internet videos on a laptop while just laying there in your pit.

Guy One - What have you been up to today?
Guy Two - Absolutely Nothing
Guy One - Had a Basford-Day then?
Guy Two - Yeah

by TheBDog84 August 29, 2013

day wood

a condition when a person gets an erection during the day.

Day wood is not desirable unless you find a partner to satisfy your urge.

by uttam maharjan July 13, 2012

ValentIDES Day

February 15, or the Ides of February. Best day to celebrate Valentine's Day, where restaurants do not try to gouge you with exorbitant prices.

This year, we are celebrating our love on ValentIDES Day, so that we can save money on our restaurant bill.

by darwinplanet February 6, 2012