Wet Garden

Synonym for vagina. Can be used to replace some of those filthy words so that you can talk about vagina anywhere and at any time. Typically used to explain why one was late or why one can't make a certain event.

I'm sorry I couldn't make the party, I was tending to my wife's wet garden.

I missed the funeral, I was knees deep in my wife's wet garden all afternoon.

I would have came to the barmitzvah had I not been digging in the wet garden.

I wonder what an alien's wet garden looks like. Probably slimy.

He had to make an appointment for the clinic, he caught something working in the wet garden without a glove on.

My wet garden needs tending to, it's starting to dry up.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

young wet

A young, attractive woman.

Yo check out them young wets over there man! They're young and wet just how I like em.

by mike dougherty June 5, 2016

Wet Rondo

A diarrhea slap! When someone shits diarrhea in their hand and then slaps you in the face with it.

My friend just shit in his hand and slapped that chick with it, I was like "Damn that bitch just got hit with a Wet Rondo."

by Thehorrorbusiness September 5, 2011

wet laundry

when every thing seems to be false

Its all wet laundry,everything in the file is made-up.

by kaep September 30, 2008

Wet fruit

Good wet pussy.

Yo she had some good ass wet fruit.

by Ball master March 12, 2017

Wetting the Sandwich

Inducing vaginal moistness by the bumping or grinding of hips against a person or object

"I think the creepy goth bumping against my mate is quietly wetting the sandwich"

by alethiophile February 18, 2019

twilight wet

the ultimate level of vaginal wetness achieved only by either reading or watching anything twilight.

jim-"i took my girlfriend to see twilight"

ryan-"how did that go?"

jim-"fucking great, by the end of the movie she was twilight wet and gave it up to me in the movie parking lot"

ryan-"fucking sweet dude" (both high five)

by spoons12345 August 9, 2010