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Part-Time Friend

A PTF is a person who desperately wishes to conduct a "Friendship Session" and will, unrelentingly, pester you until you do accept some terms. Then, after the session, they simply fade back into obscurity for weeks or months until they become bored again.
"Damnit, he's calling again!"
"What? That's the fifth time this hour!"
"Fuck it, i'll set up the damned Session so that I don't have to deal with this Part-Time Friend anymore."
"It doesn't last forever, you know. He'll bug you again in a week."
"*Sigh* I know..."
by MM3K September 29, 2012
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Koalaty Time

A pun used to describe the time spent when you and your lover are snuggling, wrapped up in each others arms, facing each other. Like how a koala hugs onto a tree. You are usually really super in love if you spend koalaty time together.
Guy: "I can't wait to see my girl later -- we're going to spend some serious koalaty time together."

Other Guy: "Man, you guys must be in love! She's total wifey material, I'm happy for you guys."
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kuba time

The act of setting up a time to meet with friends, only to show up over 20 minutes later than the time YOU set.
Me: What time do you guys wanna meet up?
Kuba: How about 3pm?
Me: What's that in Kuba Time?
Other friend: About 5pm
by KubaTimeIsBullshit February 9, 2018
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Toe Time

A term used to describe when something exciting is about to happen (kissing someone, eating toes, sex, etc.)
Bro: it’s toe time my guy

Bro 2: yooooo you already know what’s boutta go down
by Tyler99er March 23, 2019
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Cheddar time

Cheddar time is the time of day you take to melt cheddar cheese in your buttcrack, and then have someone or something eat it out.
John’s wife knew what she was in for when she heard him yell, “it’s cheddar time!”
by Willie Boi April 21, 2019
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Shower Time

Where Owen Goes off xbox at 9 as it is "Shower time" This is the time where Owen indeed watches his sister in the shower. This is disguised as screen time but the double meaning of screen time makes sense as he peers back the screen to watch his sister in the shower.
"Owen It's Shower Time now" said Jodie. Owen runs to his sister bathroom to watch her in the shower.
by showertime478 September 10, 2019
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pizza time pizza

Some weird cult run by this hand with a eye in it I think it's a damn pizza demon
Join The PIZZA TIME PIZZA Family and we WONT kill you
by The Patricko Man November 18, 2019
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