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mississippi mud plow

It's when you poop during sex and the girl layers it on the breasts and you lick it up while she is lactating milk.
Me and this girl started to do a Mississippi Mud Plow. I now have herpies.
by God is real 78 October 28, 2013
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Kentucky Mud Puddle

The basic concept of inserting water via enema or spray bottle into an anal facility the proceeding to penetrate the anus with a penis whilst the recipient squirts water out, creating a dirty water splash affectionately known as the Kentucky Mud Puddle.
Tina was down to clown, so I gave her a Kentucky Mud Puddle... No regrets but I do need all new bedding.
by Tommy2Straws April 5, 2017
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heave and blow mud

Being so physically ill that you shit your pants while vomiting.
"Wooo! I'm goin' party till I heave and blow mud tonight!"
by Grisslebone February 18, 2009
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mississippi mud pie

When someone releases excrement and penis ejaculate at the same time anywhere on the body.
Man, I laid a harsh Mississippi Mud Pie on her chest last night. It was so brutal!
by Buckmaster Flex March 14, 2008
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Tennessee Mud Butt

When a minority beats up a white trash bigot so badly that the bigot shits his pants. This is most often exhibited in Tennessee and elsewhere in the South where hatred against non white, heterosexual, Christians is common and minorities eventually get tired of being harassed by ignorant hillbillies.
Timmy, an inbred Tennessee native, did not know any better than to call his 6'5 black neighbor a nigger. One would think he learned his lesson after the neighbor broke his noise and beat him so badly that Timmy ruined his best pair of trousers with Tennessee Mud Butt. Unfortunately for Timmy, he like most people from Tennessee are so stupid that this was the 3rd time that month that he had started a fight with a minority only to end up with Tennessee Mud Butt.
by KelleyRoss August 11, 2009
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California Mud Hopper

N.) V.(TO california mud hop.)- when you have sex and then you pull it out and stick it in each hole simultaneously.
WOOOHOOO!! that was a great california mud hopping session.
by PM March 27, 2004
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Mississippi Mud Flap

When a man cums on a woman's asshole and lets it dry, thus creating a covering over her hole resulting in a "flap" of dried seminal fluid the next time she takes a shit.
Hey bro, I gave my girl a Mississippi Mud Flap last night, that shit was savage 😂
by The Hard-on Boys January 29, 2018
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