Jack Davenport

The act of pirate sex. Or acting like pirates.

To Jack Davenport.

Person 1:So, wana Jack Davenport ;)
Person 2:Oh my no. -hears arrrrring in the distance- I think they got to it first
Person 1:BLAST!
Tomorrow night my love.....

by Kaffeh October 21, 2008

Shade Jacking

When a person makes some ridiculous comparison on a current news topic, completely not about said topic, with the intent to take some moral high ground by referencing their agenda, or old news story, attempting to throw shade on the current topic, while high jacking the other people back to their topic.

"Everybody is so upset about a dead lion, but nobody even cares about dead babies".... Shade Jacking.

by Revilious August 31, 2015

cracka jacked

getting car jacked by a white person

i was just waiting for the light to turn green when some white dude came up and cracka jacked me

by n1mb0 September 3, 2007

traffic jacking

The process of masturbating while operating a motor vehicle.

Yo Jackson, let me borrow your car. I need to do some traffic jacking.

by TheActionJackson December 7, 2013

Jack Anderson

A bass player in the band cornicopia who takes excessive amounts of superzooms and has a minion obsession

Person 1: wanna take a superzoom?
Person 2: who are you, jack anderson???

by oscar anderson February 6, 2019

cyber jacking

When a man or woman can’t get laid in real life, the sit in front of the computer and jackoff.

Quit sitting around the house cyber jacking all the time, go out and purchase some pussy.

by Elwipfo April 22, 2018

jacked around

when someone deliberately delays or postpones you, like telling you a bullshit story to buy more time.

I'm tired of getting jacked around by that asshole, I'll take my business somewhere else!

by Marcuserectus February 25, 2014