Vagalentine’s Day

A holiday celebrating the love of woman having sex and giving birth.

You: Happy Vagalentine’s Day to all the women that made our and had children.
Me: That’s so lovely.
You: Yeah.

by gregben February 15, 2022

Jemima day

The day we make people named Jemima feel like the most special person in the world (shoutout to Jemima)

Yo it’s the 14th I think u forgot about Jemima day

by Malonebrown May 14, 2021

Name day!

Name day is where you chose a new name for yourself and people can call you that name, you can choose any name.

Melvin - Hey have you heard on June 7th it’s Name day!
Ashley - What’s that?
Melvin - It’s when you chose a name to be called for a day.
Ashley - oh that’s cool! I chose Val!
Melvin - Oh that’s nice! I chose Natalie.

Jack - Hey nat and Val

by Naomiii! May 15, 2021

Days Gone

A game where a drifter who becomes a bounty hunter because he can’t cope with the death of his wife and friends due to a zombie infestation so now he hunts down low level scum in a world where everyone owns a god damn motorcycle and cult members who rapidly shoot out ur damn fuel pump.

MY GODAMN FUEL PUMP GOT SHOT OUT IN DAYS GONE

by Goku solos May 30, 2021

slander day

Slander user thepluralofbingusisbingi on tiktok day! It's not an actual holiday but it's very necessary!

" Hey, did you hear what day it is?? " " No? " It's slander day! "

by eitaig August 13, 2021

Empire Day

The international holiday where you must celebrate the Great British Empire or risk going "Missing".

It's Empire Day, I must celebrate the Great British Empire!

by I'm Balls Deep in your mom November 28, 2021

Kai Day

The day where everyone should celebrate the success of Kai.

Kai day should be everyday because he is so talented.

by IAMSyD November 30, 2021