Turkey Basting

Forced shitting by another human.

Stop turkey basting me and rubbing my shit on you

by Bumsuace12345 May 27, 2020

Turkey Basting

When a man ejacuates inside of a pregnant woman. More commonly used when the woman is pregnant by a different man

"There goes Patrick, yeah, he's got a thing for turkey basting."

by I.made.dis September 02, 2018

Murderous Turkey

Reverse Thanksgiving.

"Gobble Gobble, Biiiiiiiitch."
"Wowzers! You really are a murderous turkey!"

by Pop Pop Zucchini November 24, 2015

turkey thruzar

to overlook or not check something thoroughly, a complete lack of attention to detail, to something that seems unimportant at the time, but which turns out to be crucial later

Origin 1:
A: "Oh sh*t! I spelt my name Thruzar instead of Thuzar on our marriage certificate"

Origin 2:
A: "I picked up some chicken breast to cook for dinner"
B: "Honey, that's turkey, there's a big picture of a turkey on the packet"

Common use:
"Oh oh, looks like I pulled a turkey thruzar!"

by mr-b June 17, 2014

Boned a turkey

I recently heard this in one of my lessons and "boned a turkey" is basically a code name for having banged a girl/boy.

It is most commonly heard around Christmas time or in biology lessons.

"Will, I bet you've boned a few turkeys"

"Yes Sir I have"

"Hey mate I boned a turkey last night"
"How was it?"
"Awesome"

by Cbae17 December 17, 2015

Turkey Beaster

A tool used to inject living turkeys with often radioactive chemicals, usually transforming them into rabid beasts.

"I got myself a turkey beaster for Thanksgiving this year. Unfortunately, the turkey got loose and is now going on a murderous rampage in an Arby's."

by TheRealGuy,TheBestGuy November 18, 2016

Turkey Bowl

"The act of placing one's testicles into a paper bowl in the hopes of turning your team's luck in favor"

Jarod: "Shit, the Indians might actually win the World Series."

- JT: "Fuck, guess I gotta Turkey Bowl it."

by Helloimjosh October 05, 2017