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Once upon a time the end 

Man 1: Time to sit around a campfire and tell stories.
Man 2: Who will go first?
Man 3: I have friggatriskaidekaphobia. The end.
Man 4: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Man 2: Wackadoodle.
Man 5: Don't insult him.
Man 4: It's all good.
Man 1: Who's next?
Man 6: Once upon a time the end.
Man 7: What am I doing here?
Man 3: This group is getting big.
Man 4: Random!
Man 1: This feels like a party!
Man 6: Where's the campfire?
Man 8: You guys did say campfire, so you tell me.
Man 4: This is getting ridiculous.
Man 5: Hum.
Man 9: Hi.
Man 10: Hello.
Man 3: Yeesh! 10 men! Heeeey! That rhymes.
Once upon a time the end by Matt11111 September 18, 2012

one beers time

An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.
one beers time by Strikeout October 23, 2012

Lebowski Space-time 

Lebowski Space-time is like Minkowski Space-time except there is a complex term for "abiding".
Person one: Whenever I try to use Lebowski Space-time my door back to our four dimensions disappears

Person Two: You must not be abiding properly.
Lebowski Space-time by Bpendragon September 5, 2012

call for a good time 

A term originating from the phone sex industry. It is common to find it scribbled on the wall of a public restroom along with the number of somebody the person wanted to annoy/bother.
"So I found this number on the bathroom stall and it said "call for a good time" above it. But instead of a sex hotline it was just some dude's ex. My dissapointment is imeasurable, and my day is ruined.
call for a good time by Cocaine-cola February 16, 2018

The O-ties 

The first decade of the 21st century. The term O-ties was created for the decade after people started pronouncing the years 2001-2009 as: '01, '02, '03 etc.
After the 90's there were the O-ties.
The O-ties by PJC89 June 8, 2018

The O-ties 

The O-ties is an alternate name for the first decade of the 21st century. 2001-2009 also known as '01, '02, '03 etc.
After the 90's, there were The O-ties
The O-ties by PJC89 June 8, 2018