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Jizz Farm

Connor is shooting blanks so he, and his wife went to a jizz farm to get a bun in the oven.
by Donewaiting September 7, 2016
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Jizz Ops

When u try to bust a nut in ur room with a lot of guests coming over, play on spec ops units that stealth their way behind enemy lines to secure the objective.
{Jizz ops in action}

Meat beater:*fap fap fap*

Family at the door: hey everyone! Amanda take this its egg salad, wait where is 'Meat beater'?

Meat beater: Bravo 6 going hard. *fap fap fap*
by Chebster August 2, 2021
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Jizz Bear

Can be used as a verb or noun to describe the action or outcome of depositing a large load of semen in an exceptionally hairy mons pubis after pulling out of a woman.
Verb - "I hooked up with this bird last night - she told me not to cum in her a bit late, so I had no option but to jizz bear. It was so dense cleanup was impossible"

Noun - "Her jizz bear was so mighty that two loads of cum totally disappeared without a trace"
by Scary McClary July 20, 2019
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Jizz Juice

noun A fine beverage sourced right from within the penis. Characterised by its creamy appearance and consistency, it contains subtle hints of vanilla and notes of sperm. It has a frothy texture and is white in colour. It’s a nice refreshment that pairs well with eating ass.
“She drank up that jizz juice when’s she was giving me that samsung spin cycle sloppy toppy
by bruhyouredrinkingcumpowder? November 6, 2021
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Juicy Jizz July

You must drink your’s or someone else’s jizz once a day, in one gulp. Passing will let you move onto Anti Ass August.
Juicy Jizz July makes every man gay
by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022
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Paradise Jizz

If you ate pineapple all day to give her the paradise jizz later on her Pretty Face.
My favourite part of the day is when i receive the Paradise Jizz.
by Paradise Homie March 27, 2018
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jizz harvester

Someone who wants to have sex with you just to collect your jizz to sell it on the black market for immense amounts of money.
Dude stay away from her she's a jizz harvester
by poopyman September 16, 2013
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