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a nice cup of shut the fuck up

A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
by udgodess August 24, 2011
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two girls, one stanley cup

A sexual act in which two girls mimic the time honored tradition of the wining hockey team drinking champagne out of the Stanley Cup, by inverting a male participant with his legs spread wide, thus creating a cup out of his anal orifice from which they will then urinate into and then drink out of, sometimes with a straw.
"Those girls roll dirty, I heard they like to perform the two girls, one stanley cup"
by Barney Stenson October 30, 2013
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The 2 girls 1 cup game

A game where a group of guys each get a cup and fill it with ice cream, preferably chocolate. Then while watching 2 girls 1 cup, for every moment that makes you feel like you have to puke, eat some ice cream. If you do puke, you must aim into the cup. The winner is the one who can last the entire video with the least amount ice cream/vomit in the cup.
Dude1: I was playing The 2 girls 1 cup game, and i only puked twice.

Dude2: Holy shit man, last time i played, i couldnt even last half the video.
by Dr.Strangelove2 August 10, 2009
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Go get yourself a cup of coffee

Metaphorical.

1) "This procedure we just took you through will now result in you waiting around for a bit, so rather than sitting around twiddling your thumbs watching the computer think, why not take a break away from your workstation instead?"

2) "This procedure or anecdote we are about to take you through will take a bit of time. Now is a good time to take care of whatever you feel is necessary before we proceed, because interrupting for one reason or another, emergencies barred, would be a not so good thing."

Comes mostly from technical documents, specifically where compiling is involved, as sometimes the process of compiling code takes a while.
"I'm going to be working on your computer for a while, James," Jerry said to the auditor as he frobbed some drivers. "Best go get yourself a cup of coffee
by ke6isf September 20, 2004
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2 girls 1 cup

A porn video that shows 2 women shitting in a cup, eating it like my mom on fucking thanksgiving, and gag them selves to puke on the shit in the cup, and on each other. All in all, this video will fuckin traumatize you to the point you think hardcore gangbangs aren’t that bad.
Chad: I watched 2 girls 1 cup yesterday, and I have never seen anything more disgusting.

John: I warned ya, it is the most disgusting video on the internet.
by lukenolan06 December 23, 2019
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2 girls 1 cup

A heartwarming documentary for the whole family. Themes and life lessons include: sharing, trust, palatable, ass chowder. In short, two same-sex baristas in a loving, long-term, committed, and consensual relationship get creative when they realize the refrigerator is out of service.
Sweetheart I forgot to grab groceries again”

No biggie we’ll just 2 girls 1 cup it again tonight”

“love you hun”
by Old Captain Handle May 25, 2019
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Cup Cake Meet; CCM

This meet defines ricers and wannab's. The meets usually meets once or twice a month and are in the most horrendous areas with very limited parking. The meets usually produce a lot of dumb Asian kids in cars they never could afford on their own.
Hey guys let's all go to a Cup Cake Meet; CCM and show off our stock rides while we eat dinky cup cakes and all stare at one car!
by Annayms April 13, 2010
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