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Shell Shock

A turtle shell that has been cracked when it falls of a 100 foot drop or when it rots away after a few years.
"Oh no! Look! A turtle's shell has been shell shocked!"
by I'm a Sean Bradfield lover December 13, 2016
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titty-shocked

to chop off both your tits, wrap them up as a gift, put a pink ribbon on it and send it to your boyfriend on his birthday
"i titty-shocked Beaujolais on his 26th birthday. fun is more important to me than sustainability."
by Krkič July 12, 2019
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Dysphoric Shock

When someone of a fluid transgender identity realizes they've "switched over"; when someone comes out of denial of their trans identity.
I was talking my friend about masculinity the other day, and I realized I felt like a man again. I about had a panic attack from the dysphoric shock".
by ajgfnsjgbrgje December 3, 2020
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zero shock

In the career of any successful trader/private equity investor, there comes a moment when the amount of money risked on single trades starts to far exceed what individuals outside of the financial industry generally handle on a year to year basis. When said trader/investor first crosses this threshold, he stands at risk of suffering from 'zero shock', as the number of zeros in the checks he writes may be more money than his father earned in a year, or in a lifetime.
Tommy wrote his first $1,000,000 check last week, to participate in a series B financing. He got a touch of zero shock as he signed the line and tore the check free. "This is the life we chose", he muttered, passing the check onwards.
by Don's Johnson June 12, 2021
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the spock shock

similar to the original shocker
except you put two in the pink
and two in the stink.
"dude that girl is going to live long and prosper, I gave her the spock shock last night. "
by xsamxriverax August 6, 2007
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accelerator to the shocker

thumb on the clit after the shocker has been achieved
to in the pink one in the stink thumb on the clit is the accelerator to the shocker.
by Phill Colliens November 27, 2009
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The Quick Finger Shocker

If you're ever in a fight and need to pull a move in order to escape. Just pull down your enemy's pants and stick you're finger in their ass.
Alex: Yoo John what happened last night
John: I was in a scuff with Rob but he pulled The Quick Finger Shocker on me and got away
by Scrap_master_69 October 21, 2020
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