limbless spider

Dude I don't fucking know

You're evil if you make a limbless spider

by Dingle Dongle sucks for taking October 19, 2017

flaming spider

Everyone’s ideal image of what to do with a spider, yet so volitle it can burn an apartment complex down.

I wanted to turn that bastard into a flaming spider! But I was afraid it would light my mattress on fire.

by Shortbus May 2, 2018

Mister Spider

A male pornstar that dresses up as a spider, not for the faint hearted.

"Hey, did you see that new Mister Spider video"
"I did, I'm scarred for life"

by FriendlyWorder April 4, 2018

Parker Sauder

A good photographer based out in NC. Really good at nature and Landscape photography. Has been training since he was a kid as it says on his wiki and has been studying and gathering knowledge as much as he can...

Wow that guy is a Parker Sauder at photography

by Ulkon June 11, 2018

Slutty spider

When a girl traps a bunch of guys in her web then sucks them all

Damn that girl is a slutty spider

by Hayesjose October 28, 2018

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

The Spider

A sex move made by a male in which you warn the female “here comes the spider” you proceed by sticking eight fingers in her vagina spreading it (four on each side). Then you spit inside her therefore spinning your web.

Woah man I just used the spider on Akir yesterday and she was pissed!

by Max Powers May 15, 2019