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smash pics

photos of any type of accident: a car crash, a physical fail, someone getting their ass kicked etc

or

Sex photos
Guy: "That dude got his ass kicked and everyone was filming it."
Girl: "Yo, send me some of those smash pics."

or

Guy: "That girl was freaky. We were hooking up and she kept taking smash pics."
by MacWomack December 11, 2023
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Smash

1a. When Zach and Brittany hang out, they fucking smash the fuck out of each other!

2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!
by Justsomeguyy86 May 19, 2024
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Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.
Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!
by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017
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Smash and Lash

To lead someone into having sex with you and then leave immediately after and never communicate or be associated with them again as if they never exsisted. Can also be abbreviated to S&L.
"Girl, remember the boy I met the other week, yeah well he full did a smash and lash on me."
by wan2thedon23 June 29, 2017
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smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.
"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!
by martymar April 16, 2011
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ark smash

today was so bad it was like ark smash
by Goodboi69420 October 25, 2020
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wanton smash

The act of taking a wanton and smashing it in a girls face after giving a facial
Bro i totally wanton smashed that girl last night.
by WANTON SMASHHHHH January 26, 2018
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