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A waste of time. Literally one of the most annoying, wasteful, hated places in the world. If you like school, nooffense but you're on crack because school is like actual prison like not even kidding. To sum this all up, school can suck my ass because its actual prison.
Teacher on the last day of school: So guys ya have been asking if there are going to be any changes for when ya come back next school year and I'm here to say nothing is going to change.
Students:"Yeahhhhh!"
Nicky: *Whispers in Becky's Ear* that's mad good cause now we can still have you know what in the staircases!
Becky: Boi ok.

When kids walk in next school year:*looks around the school and spots cameras everywhere with audio, police fucking officers by every gate, cameras near the bathrooms, 5 new deans, 10 cafeteria monitors, etc.
Random Boy: BRUH WHAT DAFU...ok they really played us I'm leaving this school.

Becky: Damn Nicky's gonna be TIGHTTTT! Nasty ass bitch ok I'm going to class.
School by Sasha(literally eww ok) September 25, 2018
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The shit thats supposed to help you, but in reality, it a bunch of fucking shit. i mean, who gives a fuck about school?
And if you do go fuck off with your glasses and DO SOMETHING WORTH YOU LIFE
"Hey man wanna do something?"
"Nah man I've got school"
School by my what sorry????? September 27, 2018
A place where saggy old hookers spew the least useful knowledge possible into your ear so they can get paid by the government.
At School...
“Hey Mrs. Atkins, why are you such a dumb fucking cunt who could give two shits about my education?”
“ *Belch* Because the -burp- government gives me money you arrogant little shit. Get back to work before I call your dad and have him beat your fucking ass until you scream for the sweet release of death!”
School by Cuntshitassfuck September 27, 2018
I hate this school
School by Glitch Swaud October 2, 2018
Nate: there's school tmrw
Kalani: uhhhhh... I hate school
School by Deuces🤪 October 8, 2018
School is an absolute piece of garbage in its building form and should be destroyed
*School being destroyed*

Construction worker: finally that fucking place is gone for good
School by SPOOKBOI October 10, 2018
The place where you’re forced to spend your precious time that might be slightly fun if they actually taught something important
Student: SCHOOL SUCKS
Student 2: It can be useful but they just teach a hole bunch of crap
School by Broadway1804 October 16, 2018