Buzz Ring

Describes the discomfort felt from an extremely itchy ringpiece, often requiring repeated clawing to remedy.

In response to the enquiring (perhaps disgusted) looks as I vigourously deep-scratched my anus, I justified my actions by explaining that "I've got buzz ring". And continued with a clear conscience.

by LargeBear February 26, 2008

hooper's pedo ring

Targets special ed that cannot testify against hooper

hooper's pedo ring Just nabbed another special ed

by MrYellowTeeth47 December 27, 2024

Anal Ring

A heterosexual orgie. At least 5 guys stand in a circle and fuck eachother in the ass. To not make it gay they have to wear socks. A woman with a strap-on can be added as "hinge". Another woman can be in the middle of the circle with a drum and she sets the pace in which the guys pound.

BRO 1: "Bro wanna participate in our Anal Ring next Saturday?"
Bro 2: "Nah, I'm gay."

by Flammenwerfer-Hans December 3, 2021

Anti Flirt Ring

Not a promise or engagement ring cause he’s not ready or willing to commit. Also it’s fake haha

Michael gave me an anti flirt ring instead of a promise or engagement me.

by Beautifully taken November 7, 2022

Ring Uh Ding

A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.

Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"

by Ratesh12 October 18, 2023

Ring of Hell

Often refers to the vagina or anus of a stripper or prostitute due to an assumption of pre existing STD’s.

There I was drunk looking at the Ring of Hell, it looking back at me knowing I’d regret this in the morning.

by Lowkey_fire August 16, 2025

Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique

The act of an ancient technique used by Tunisian Monks in the early days of the Phoenician wars. They would use a sewing needle and kindle, as well as a flammable substance to create a "ring of fire", strengthening battle spirits before going to war. It involves the sewing of of the tip to the scrotum, then entrancing it with a great flame, one said to never go out. Often paired with great drumrolls in a ancient sanctuary of many other goon techniques, such as French Flicker Gooning and Master Hendrick "Goonmeister" Abel V's signature technique, the founder of the first Flicker Goon Technique.

"I'm entering this years Goon Games with the Tunisian Knit & Kindle "Ring of Fire" Flicker Goon Technique! Wish me luck!"

"Good luck man, I'm sure you'll win this one!"

by nblitzed December 21, 2025