t-pipe

A pipe used for vaporizing and smoking theobromine, which, when used this way, is psychoactive.

While his friends did tempt him with marijuana, James decided to stick with his t-pipe.

by __chase May 26, 2020

Boston Pipe Bomb

When one inserts a phantom firecracker into their anal cavity for there partner to light the fuse and proceed to cup their balls and pull them which the caretaker of the firecracker screams having a massive shit grape shorted across your face

“I’m in the mood for a Boston Pipe Bomb”

by Bambi Cock June 11, 2020

totting pipe

Smoking illegally controlled substances with devilish banned substances in the illegal controlled subtance or substances.

"The "Nuggets", they be "totting pipe"; as in example the "Chif Keef" song "I Don't Like"; the group stated, "The "Nuggets" they be "totting pipe".

by doubleozero June 29, 2020

Leaky pipe

A penis leaking discharge from having an erection or right after ejaculation

She loves to watch me as she sucks on my leaky pipe

Hahaha damn that’s fucked up

by Taking candy from a baby July 23, 2020

Freezing Pipe Plunge

Similar to the Polar Bear Plunge where idiots run into the ocean in below freezing weather to raise money for charity. This occurs when you run into the ocean and have to drop a massive pipe. When your bum hits the water, the freezing temperature will cause the pipe to plunge back into your a-hole, similar to a mole returning to his hole. Because of the sheer force that the pipe withdrew back into your spink, you may need emergency surgery to stop a pootential clogging. This surgery involves a surgeon, a plunger, and a gloved hand. The surgeon will have to plunge the pipe out of your b-hole in hopes of unclogging your septic system. Good luck.

Tyrant: Bro you wanna hit the club tonight?

Big Easy: Man I wish but I gotta rest my b-hole for a few days. I messed it up bad during the freezing pipe plunge

Tyrant: What is that??

Big Easy: Imagine the pipes Rappa on the Crappa drops. It’s that level of force, but the pipe sucks further into your bum instead of being expelled into the turdlet.

Tyrant: That sounds like a good time. Invite me next time.

by Stoney69 November 13, 2020

To Phineas someone

To be as oblivious to someone's feelings as Phineas was to Isabella's.

The person you Phineas gets Phineas'd.

Not to be confused with "to finesse".

You really don't want to Phineas someone, it really stings.

I thought you were making it very obvious that you liked her, but you got Phineas'd.

by Phineerb December 27, 2020

nuclear pipe bomb

electronic cigarettes.

the bigger the better

smokable and goes bang.

a nuclear pipe bomb exloded in my pocket, thank god i was wearing armor.

by Cody5050 January 12, 2021