Peter Skaldpande er din typiske biologi lærer. Han er meget skaldet på sit hoved. Han er kedeligste type man kan forestille sig. Det er okay at mobbe en "Peter Skaldpande" For han mobber alle elever med sin kedelige stemme.
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