the specific brand of delusion experienced when there's a cute person who you want desperately to be compatible with your sexuality, but know DAMN WELL that they aren't. you will most likely find yourself taking every route possible to somehow believing that they are.
1: bro that dude who sits in front of me in that class is so cute
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
2: yeah but i'm like pretty sure he's straight
1: damn, well, since neither of us knows for sure...imma just hold on to the 0.00001% chance he isn't
2: smh dude that's classic Peter delusion
by ZFTyler November 06, 2024
A man that walks around the borders wearing a wig, skit, bra and some stiletto's. He is also known for being excellent on giving himself a five knuckle shuffle.
by Twatb4g March 10, 2024
A STRANGE PERSON FROM THE SMALL TOWN CALLED SELKIRK COMMONLY USES THE SEX TECHNIQUE CALLED THE FIVE KNUCKLY SHUFFLE
BE CAUSIOUS AS ME MAY WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON OTHERS
BE CAUSIOUS AS ME MAY WANT TO EXPERIMENT ON OTHERS
by hellopetermulvey February 05, 2024
by Durag_Danny January 22, 2025
Person 1: I went on a Tinder date yesterday.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.
Person 2: Oh really? How was it?
Person 1: He was a real Peter Plain.
by b1b1b4b4 February 09, 2020
Someone who has the mental potential to be a Chad but lacks crucial physical attributes. Is such a beta that 2 year olds show dominance over him.
by Anonymous_2004 October 04, 2020
An admission that one is going to die soon, usually from a terminal illness or dangerous situation.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
A reference to the Christian angel St. Peter, who guards the Gates of Heaven and determines whether one goes to Heaven or Hell. St. Peter calling your name would imply that it is your turn to be judged, which means you must be dead. Thus, admitting that he is “calling your name” makes it seem that a nearing death is inevitable.
Mom,
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
Thanks for being the greatest mother ever. I would love to tell you in person, but it seems that St. Peter’s calling my name. I wish this could’ve happened differently, but there’s nothing we can do about it now.
Love,
John
by SouthernScout January 13, 2023