Pump Fake

When a male is having sexual intercourse and just before the male is about to cum, a random nun comes out of the closet and pump fakes and scores, giving the male blue balls. OH FUCK.

"Mother Tamara has the best pump fake in the league... Blue balls everytime fucking up my game, bruh"

by ballaFred February 1, 2017

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pump groin

Male masturbating

Male 1: Are you gonna bang tonight?
Male 2: Nah, she isn't feelin' it, so I'll just pump groin.

by Ayami May 6, 2018

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Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

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Gag n' pump

Sticking your finger down her throat while doggy style to make her gag to tighten on the pump

She was so drunk, I iust decided to gag n' pump her!

by Penny Willow May 31, 2014

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pump the pool

when you stick your dick in your sexual partner’s ear as you shit and cum on the front lawn for everyone to see.

i’m going to pump the pool with Sarah tonight! hell yeah!

by sparse May 22, 2019

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Blue Pump-Shotgun

When she's pumping your meat so hard it turns blue.

Guy: Yo chill, you're squeezing it too hard!
Girl: It's pumping, I'm about to make it blue.
Guy: You on some Blue Pump-Shotgun shit? This ain't Fortnite, chill!

by mplougj November 24, 2023

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