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poo jube

slang term referring to the cluster of feces that becomes entangled in anal hair due to improper wiping technique. See also: itchy asshole.
Wow, I really need a shower...my poo jubes are so itchy!
by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009
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Fantom Poo

A poo which you do that you dont feel come out, you don't have to wipe and it flushes itself. You just hear the splash.
Roddy "I just did a Fantom Poo".

Tom "Lovely".
by Zute Zute October 11, 2009
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Sneezy Poo

When you sneeze, and it feels like you have to take a shit during (or after) you sneeze.
You: ACHOO!
Friend: Ha ha, sneezy poo?

You: Oh gosh... I really DID have to poop.
by Til' Death Do Us Part December 15, 2009
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Poo Minstrels

When one performs the act of defecating faeces that resemble Galaxy Minstrels in both shape, texture and colour.
Guess what guys? I just laid down some excellent Poo Minstrels!
by HandFlapper403 April 28, 2011
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clog poo

when you step in "second-foot" dog poo.

someone steps in previously stepped-in dog poo, and carried enough of it with their shoe, down the sidewalk and slowly coming off of their shoe with each step.
while walking down the sidewalk, i saw several several small piles of dog crap, each with the same foot print in it, each one spaced apart the distance of one step. my buddy stepped into one of the small piles of CLOG POO, which had come off the first guy's shoe
by lion light May 3, 2014
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percolating poo

The feeling that the diarrhea in your guts is gurgling up & down your GI tract, sometimes happens just before the 2 minute warning.
I shouldn't eat at taco hell, I don't feels so good, I feel like I'm percolating poo, I think, I will go home before I get a 2 minute warning.
by Orotfotze Fred Dryer October 12, 2010
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Poo Whisper

A fart that sounds like "ssssssshhhht" could be a poo whisper(ing)
by randomaddition July 22, 2010
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