Slurry of Poo

Often a saying used by King Keeg Carti to describe his anger towards men who are texting for a booty call late at night.

If tonight you were to destroy the dms by saying you have a slurry of poo brewing then i don’t think anyone would be upset.

Perhaps could also mean a tornado that is in combination with Keegy’s beautiful shit slurry.

“Pee Pee Poo Poo Doo Doo Slurry of Poo fart Slurry of Shit”

by Lover of Fathers February 17, 2021

Poo Crumbs

Those little bits of poo left in the toilet after it has been flushed.

Girl goes to use toilet after her boyfriend..., "hey get back in here are get rid of these poo crumbs!"

by Mighty Muffin May 31, 2016

Poo jokester

11 year old who loves his sibling sexually and thinks he is funny by saying poo jokes and has 1 friend which doesn’t really count because it is his brother and he has another friend who is a chipmunk so that doesn’t count either bye poo jokester

Stop being a poo jokester

by Fairy dinkelberry April 29, 2022

Poo Dick

A guy who fucks another guy in the ass and gets fecal matter on his penis.

Boy are you some sort of a poo dick fuckin guys in the ass.

by Jomac1227 February 14, 2019

Poo Surprise

When you go to the bathroom to pee but all of a sudden you need to poop. This is a ‘poo surprise’.

Person A - Hey man I just gotta go pee.
20mins later...
Person B - Haha you had a poo surprise didn’t you!?

by Supersparkleunicorn December 17, 2018

Crestview Poo

When you make a donkey poop in toothpaste, and then throw it at people

Pete made me angry, so I made some Crestview Poo and threw it in his car

by Johndawatthebomb.com January 27, 2021

Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022