Rebel Moon

A duology of edgy Star Wars rip-offs by Zack Snyder (a.k.a the guy who really wanted Superman to kill people and be Jesus for some reason, idk). They were the kind of films you watch to riff on then eventually just get brought into the utter misery of realise "holy mother-forking shirt-balls, he GENUINELY thought he was cooking with these" and a little part of you dies knowing that some people genuinely believe the director of these two pieces of steaming-hot cinematic garbage is one of the greatest film makers of this century.

Tyrone: "Hey dude, let's watch Rebel Moon, make our own fuckin' MST3K shit"
Michael: "Sure, I got no plans for today"
5-ish Hours Later
Tyrone: "Jesus fucking christ"
Michael: "THIS SHIT WAS MADE BY THE MAN OF STEEL GUY?!!"

by Big, Big, Martian June 11, 2025

Blood Moon

There are all kinds of strange theories claiming it was a sign of the beginning of the end times, but it's really just the red light wavelengths bending over the Earth's atmosphere and reflecting off the Moon's surface. It is really kind of eerie to see the Moon glow orange.

Guy: "Hey isn't it November 8th? Don't forget to vote! Hey what's that up in the sky?"
Guy2: " It's a Blood Moon! Better tell the ones you care about to stockpile food Cuz shit's about to get real!"

by vitaliconrad November 8, 2022

Moon crater face

When somebody has the little holes in their face (from acne scars) that resemble all the craters on the moon

Person 1: "Bro you really should take care of that acne before you get moon crater face"
Person 2: "Yeah, my brother had moon crater face and was taken away by NASA"

by Geckoli December 8, 2023

moon gooning

Going out with the boys to behead a Buffalo then take psychedelic drugs while chanting around the corpse at night

“Where were you the other night I found Buffalo blood on your shirt”
“I was moon gooning with the eagle father”

by KgasK November 14, 2023

Moon High

For one to be so high or for one to want to be so high that they believe they are on or going to the moon because they are that high.

Lindsey i am about to be moon high, want to join?

by SavageRedQueen81669 February 18, 2021

In the new of the moon

(astronomy) During the time when the moon is in conjunction with the sun; during the new moon

Ooh, it looks like we're getting close to in the new of the moon

by Master of beargreen August 22, 2023

@moon..likes..minecraft

A person with so many platonic husbands like its not even funny.

“Hey, did you hear about @moon..likes..Minecraft’s first husband?” “Oh god, I thought there was only one”

by Tonylopezsharts is gay December 28, 2021