NoodleCuckkk

a beta male, rejected by all women, who does office work at the police station while real men catch criminals

oh know it's a noodlecuckkk

by EyeSawEwe September 13, 2022

NoodleCat100

A gigachad with balls the size of fucking bowling balls

NoodleCat100 is so sexy

by Hi dad b see vaj September 15, 2022

Noodle the jerky

Like doing an oatmeal trick, but with more carbs and protein.

“Hey man, wanna go noodle the jerky?”
“Yes! I was getting tired of oatmeal tricks.”

by Oatmeal trickster October 16, 2022

Noggles

Noggles are the iconic square glasses that represent the NounsDAO NFT. "Noggles" is a combination of "NOUN" + "GLASSES".

the NounsDAO NFT subs also use noggles for their icons but with slight changes to their representation, such as lil nouns using thin bezel noggles and gnars in a chain-like pattern.

I love the look of your noggles, they are so nounish

by sueb ⌐◨-◨ November 29, 2022

noodle felching

A sexual act where noodles, usually Maruchan instant, are slurped directly from a person's anus after they have engaged in anal sex and have at least 5 loads of cum and feces churned into truffle butter serving as a creamy carbonara like sauce.

Optionally the ramen seasoning packet can be added if the raw ingredients are sub par.

Ricardo died from ecoli poisoning after noodle felching with his high school chem teacher.

by Demolitronicon January 14, 2023

Nooblet

A new player of a dead game

So was checking out my old account on RuneScape and you won't believe how many nooblets are in the giant cavern's

by Ghoraxe January 22, 2023

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 7, 2023