Beats by (name) is slang for a handjob. As in when somebody gives you a handjob.
Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.
Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.
by DukeofMonteCristo January 26, 2018

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by 459395 February 26, 2022

This is a person that is nice to you when you are nice to them, they are usually short and want to fight people when they can't. A walking contradiction. They are cute and sweet and like hugs and kisses.
by NeverGonnaGiveYouUp :) April 16, 2022

father: son go do your homework and improve your poor grades.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
son (scowling): how in the devil's name did you know my grades were so poor?
father: I had the common sense to clean out the from the fireplace. And guess what I found there? Bits and pieces of your report card. Put two and two together and the result is, Sherlock, that you tried burning your report card; you didn't want your mom and myself to see it.
by Sexydimma March 15, 2013
