Matt Halko

a young who goes out of their way to not answer the phone and tippy toes around Billericca with limp wrists
Son: Daddy Is that a T. rex over there???
Father : No it’s just a matt halko son
by Horny H man February 26, 2019
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Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.
That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg
by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024
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Matt Hurst

Matt hurst- he is an absolute retard and likes to gargle cum, he also likes dick in his mouth, ear, asshole, and eyeball.
You homie stop being such a Matt Hurst it’s gay as fuck
by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019
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Matt hurst

Matt hurst-a bitch nigga who likes dick in the ass and swallows cum
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matt nouvello

Worst Youtuber to live on this earth
Hey Are you the Fag Matt Nouvello?!?!?!
by Gayness 65 March 03, 2015
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ava x matt

ava will change her name to be with her lovely Matt
I want to hold u in my arms Matt and love you every night. I love Ava x matt
by Gluten free Ebola January 10, 2022
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matt fossen

Matt is a big man normally weird but likes his meals hide open food or matt fossen will find you.
A giant was seen it must have been a matt fossen
by Big boy Johnson May 31, 2017
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