Maria. A words that also sounds like diarrhea. Which is funny because Maria is the biggest pile of human shit there is. Specifically, Maria Opeka captivates the true meaning of it. She is ugly inside and out and has the most stupid dog named Cannoli which makes sense because she is the typical Italian- American. She does not really talk but just blurts out random noises. Its almost hilarious. The best way to describe Maria is that she is like a piece of popcorn kernel stuck between your teeth. I am kidding. Maria Opeka is a obsessive DILF hunter, and only in love celebrity men close far to old for her. She also experiences scenarios that have overtake her sense of reality. Maria has brown curly hair, olive skin, short, and has brown eyes. She is related to Angela who has the loudest farts.
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Short tempered cute girl thats the perfect balance of hotness and cuteness in a person. Shes always down for cuddles and kisses and cries over everything. Really emotional, like really. Brown hair, brown eyes and a beautiful smile. Usually drawn to people named "Pantelis" but in perticular people named "Pantelis" that also offer her food and warmth. Last but not least shes a really talented cook that will make you any food you desire with just the right amount of begging for it.
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Mariachiara is a really original girl, but not in the “I’m not like the other girls” way. She is mature, shy, sweet, caring and a real introvert. Her manners are kinda old-fashioned and she is the absolute QUEEN of grace. Her beauty is breathtaking, but not a shiny one: she sometimes forgets she is beautiful and hides in the shadows.
She LOVES to daydream, so you’ll sometimes have to remember her she is on Earth.
She can be really indecisive, but never regrets her final choices.
Be careful not to make her angry, she will go from a princess to a tyrant in one second: she can become cold as ice and it’s not an experience you want to have.
She hides a secret for sure, but never ask her about it. Also, she speaks with animals.
She LOVES to daydream, so you’ll sometimes have to remember her she is on Earth.
She can be really indecisive, but never regrets her final choices.
Be careful not to make her angry, she will go from a princess to a tyrant in one second: she can become cold as ice and it’s not an experience you want to have.
She hides a secret for sure, but never ask her about it. Also, she speaks with animals.
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