Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone
by Ragu God October 16, 2022
by WhyTho.mp4/wack September 27, 2018
A magical ability possesed only by chosen band directors. Kunzle Magic is the ability to foretell what time the band will get back to school from football games or festivals. It is almost always extremely accurate and, if the user is gifted enough, can sometimes predict the time of arrival before the band even goes to the event. It is a blessing to be in a band which has a band director gifted with Kunzle Magic.
Example 1:
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
Kid on band bus: We're getting close to school, whats the Kunzle Magic say?
Other Band Kid: 6:52, only three minutes from now!
by Pseudonym721 November 22, 2010
take a double measure of port in a pint glass; pour in a bottle of blue WKD; top up to the pint with lemonade.
Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
Looks like Vimto, tastes like Vimto, lands on your nervous system like an ounce of morphine.
"magic vimto, anyone?"
by Al February 6, 2005
Token-operated "peep" shows. The show ranges from mild to wild, based on the "dancer" and customer requests / tips.
In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
In today's world, it is (was?) an old-school version of Chaturbate. But you had to go to the building, buy tokens, etc.
I saw a really hot chick shove a ______ in her ______ at the Magic Window the other night. It cost me $30, but was worth it!
by docebo June 9, 2019
Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.
The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.
by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018
by Garytheredneck January 3, 2018