Magical Speckled toilet snake trick

When you ball up your toilet paper to wipe, leave a long tail at the end (3' or 4' long). So when you wipe and flush the tail will drag along and magically disappear into the bowl.

Dude I performed the magical speckled toilet snake trick for my wife last night!

You what?!?

Dude it's the best.. just leave 3 or 4 feet of extra paper hanging off the ball you wipe with. Then simply drop it in the bowl, flush and Ta Daaa! watch that tail slither across the floor and disappear!

Dude your a Goddamn genius!

Thanks :)

Magical Speckled toilet snake trick by minuccp January 8, 2010

Magickwood

When your a dude with a small penis but when your hard like magick it's a total different size.

Yo last night I dropped my pants in front of my date and she laughed at my size I told her gimme a second and she saw that magickwood

Magickwood by Hom2436 January 24, 2018

Magical Mechanicus Moment

That moment when, after working for a long time on a technical project, you realize you can no longer fully remember how it works

"You might even have a magical Mechanicus moment, where after dozens of hours playing you're not entirely sure how the factory works anymore"
- MandalorGaming: Factorio Review

Magical Mechanicus Moment by Newtsuck October 9, 2020

financial magician 

Other word for a scammer.

„You are a scammer!“
„Scammer is such a harsh word,

I prefer to be called a financial magician“

financial magician by FinancialMagician August 26, 2020

Magichound 

Some kid from RealmGX (www.realmgx.com) that thinks he is awesome at hacking, but really he is just a jew and isn't worth the time of laughing at. He tries to say he's 15 but he's just 10, he hasn't even dropped yet. And lives by homosexuals and hates Davo818 (Some Christian guy that thinks 2PAC is still alive) Anyway - he sucks and talks like a 5 year old. And talks shit to Falc0, but we all know Falc0 > Magichound.

Falc0 : Dude, you're so fucking immature.

Magichound : BUT 1 CAN HACK MYSELF 0UT 0F A P4P3R B4G L0LZ!!1!!!

Davo818 : Uhm, 2PAC is still alive!

Falc0 : Davo, what the fuck does 2PAC have to do with this?

Davo818 : Uh..uh...BAN SHS! qq!!

Magichound by SHS January 5, 2005

MagicalPockyUsagi 

The youtube channel of a schizophrenic weeabo redhead that goes by the name of Akemi. She claims to be a psychic,vampire, japanese princess (that's also related to Gackt) and is considered a internet troll on youtube. This channel only gets views because people are watching the videos to laugh at the user, not "praise her hotness" as Akemi says. The videos on this channel are pointless or about how she is "truely" japanese.
Which she isnt, the only asian that she is is in Caucasian!!

I couldnt stop laughing at this video on MagicalPockyUsagi's channel, its the first one, look it up!!

MagicalPockyUsagi by paigedl662 February 13, 2010

Blood Sugar Sex Magik 

The 5th studio album by the Red Hot Chili Peppers, released on September 24, 1991. The band's breakthrough album that brought them mainstream success with songs like "Give It Away" and "Under the Bridge." Supposedly the band's best album according to music critics. Their first album with producer Rick Rubin of Warner Bros.

Track Listing:
1. The Power of Equality
2. If You Have to Ask

3. Breaking the Girl

4. Funky Monks

5. Suck My Kiss

6. I Could Have Lied

7. Mellowship Slinky in B Major

8. The Righteous & the Wicked

9. Give It Away

10. Blood Sugar Sex Magik

11. Under the Bridge

12. Naked in the Rain

13. Apache Rose Peacock

14. The Greeting Song

15. My Lovely Man
16. Sir Psycho Sexy

17. They're Red Hot
The song "Soul To Squeeze" recorded along with this album was released as a single in 1993 and included on the Greatest Hits CD.

The documentary titled "Funky Monks" showed the band during the recording process for Blood Sugar Sex Magik, and shows the feelings and emotions of the band that would then be put onto the songs on album.

Blood Sugar Sex Magik by FACE JINHURTONS September 6, 2010