Oh lord jesus

When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.

Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*

Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"

by issasneak August 10, 2017

slumpy lord

Realist nigga , not from earth , will fuck yo bitch spit on you and kill yo family and not get caught

Slumpy lord fucked my bitch

by Slumpy lord June 12, 2017

Snort Lord

Someone who snorts a copious amount of cocaine.

Yo that guy is going crazy what’s wrong with him?

He’s probably a snort lord

by Clhernan01 February 21, 2019

Lord Jordi

A master in sexual intercourse of all kinds, strange motions, and broken English.

Gio: Dude did you pull a Lord Jordi yesterday with that girl?

Gianni: Yeah, somehow she didn’t file a restraining order against me.

by KushKringletheGasMasta November 18, 2022

DOUGLAS (LORD OF ANOREXIA)

a teenager who has severe autism, anorexia, and awkwardness. he posts stolen content on his youtube channel (4D beats). He drinks sustagen and is as thin as a stick.

Did u hear what DOUGLAS (LORD OF ANOREXIA) did at lunch time, he was really weird and awkward towards the grade 7ers

by DOUGLES LORD OF ANOREXIA March 18, 2019

Lord cock less

An important position in a business venture or other organization, which holds no actual authority, and is as a result, disrespected

Lana: bruce is going to be pissed that you left work at 20 to 5...
Kriss: tell lord cock less to eat my ass. I make my own hours up in here

by Silky Cohen February 8, 2017

Meme Lord

The man in charge of making the dankest of memes.

Man, Connor is a meme lord. His meme page is poppin!

by nuts a little bit November 27, 2016