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Jerk

A person who jerks you around pretending to give two shits about you but only cares for him or herself.

Will reject you instantly if their ego is put in check but grovels for forgiveness later when their need for attention is low.

People with low self esteem or who hate themselves and attention bomb unsuspecting people into liking them but can not ever live up to the standards they so admire on you! They grow irritated for never aspiring or achieving those standards they hold on a pedestal—like the standards you possess and are dumb downing yourself associating with this jerk!

Achieves little but laughs at those trying.

Thinks of him/ herself as gods gift to human kind and acts as though they are not living with their parent at 45 years old.

Makes fun of others constantly putting people down for values they hold dear and Targets mistakes you make around them: say for instance, making fun of people wearing sagging pants as a fashion, but walks around with less than a plumbers crack with whitey tidies that say Bob Barker!! OR Laughs at people working at the circus trying to make ends meet while tripping over his old ass shoes because he refuses to bend over to tie them!! Some how “those shoes are way beneath him” ! They are in fact beneath you, but that does not correlate with the idiom and stumbling against people because you think its their fault stumbling into you blaming the walkway is to small!! It’s because YOU are to lazy to tie your shoes, you stupid JERK!!
Adam will jerk you around pretending to give a damn only to laugh at you because you’re the inside joke! …I.e. dumbass
by Existential RTNF May 12, 2024
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Jerk-tographer

A male who films himself masturbating to completion, often with a smart-phone, and then sends it to women in hope of getting a mercy fuck but almost always finds only rejection. This overweight male often uses his stomach to prop the camera allowing a freehand for prostate massaging.
Lunchbox is a real jerk-tographer. He's got fap videos all over the net. He's taking the masturbation world by storm.
by Tubbie McFunklestein June 16, 2011
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Circle Jerk

A group of guys sit in a circle and and jerk the guy next to them with their right hand, and with their free left hand they watch porn on their phones.
Guy 1: hey the boys are coming over for a little circle jerk, you down?

Guy 2: I’m down bro but I have to remember my phone this time because I got so bored last time.
by Sunny6969 September 2, 2019
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Clean and Jerk

One of the two lifts in Olympic weightlifting, involving shouldering the weight, and getting the weight overhead. Requires years of dedication to become remotely good at.
He just did a Clean and Jerk while I just did my daily jerk and clean.
by boredom101 March 8, 2024
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A dick jerk reaction

When someone or something causes you to want to suddenly masterbate
Hey Ashley that dress your Wearing is giving me a dick jerk reaction.

Hey look at that chick over there she's so hot it's giving me a dick jerk reaction
by Scumbag33 February 17, 2025
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Semicircle jerk

Billy and Ricky were grounded so Tommy and Johnny ended up doing a semicircle jerk in the treehouse.
by DonJaime January 11, 2018
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jerking in the punch-bowl

It is similar to poisoning the well. An act of claiming a good thing for the sake of owning it and ruining the fun for everyone else.
Person 1: The guy who copyrighted the Happy Birthday song was an ass.
Person 2: Yeah, he was really jerking in the punch-bowl.
by Hmanlyman May 26, 2020
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