When a guy buys a round of drinks for people he doesn't know to show the woman at the bar he's interested in that he has a lot of money. One must not actually have a lot of money to buy status shots, but one must have enough to pay for the round and be prepared to repeat the process to let people continue thinking he is wealthy.
Tom: Who is this douche approaching our table?
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
Dan: Doesn't look familiar. Probably trying to steal one of Karen's friends.
Douche: I'm rich and careless with my money! Who needs a drink?! I'm getting everyone a round!
Tom: I don't care who he is. I'll reap the benefits of his Status Shots before I tell him to go away.
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011
Get the Status Shotsmug. When you go to a fast-food restaurant and fill those little white cups with ketchup then you and your friends drink them. The person who can survive the most ketchup shots without needing a drink or throwing up wins.
by cooldude736539 August 12, 2011
Get the Ketchup shotsmug. 
Generic term for any alcoholic beverage imbibed using a shot glass as the drinking vessel; the beverage is typically hard liquor.
Nathaniel: Hey man, give a brother a splash of that real good shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE! (passes shot juice)
Nathaniel: Dayam got to love that real good shot juice! I'd be a real buster the day I can't handle my shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE!
Tom: SHOT JUICE! (passes shot juice)
Nathaniel: Dayam got to love that real good shot juice! I'd be a real buster the day I can't handle my shot juice!
Tom: SHOT JUICE!
by Musooke August 31, 2014
Get the Shot Juicemug. I'm pissed that Paramount changed the ending of Paranormal Activity to a shock shot. The internet original wrapped up everything so nicely...no room for them to run the series into the ground.
by OfficeBoi December 15, 2010
Get the Shock shotmug. A seahawk shot is a picture of a dude's junk that he took with his cell phone and sent unsolicited to a chick.
by CheedaMagee November 17, 2011
Get the Seahawk Shotmug. When your fucking a girl from behind and your about to cum, you spit on her back and when she turns around to look at you, you cum on the shuttle schedule and stick it on her face
Dude, I was fucking this slut last night and I wanted to get rid of her so I shuttle shotted her and she was out quick!
by Smasher6969696969 December 21, 2008
Get the Shuttle Shotmug.