Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Toothache

Scottish expression for when a couple share symptoms e.g pregnancy, hormonal changes, intense pain.

My chin has broken out in spots! Is your period due because this Irish Toothache is murder!

by Janofarc January 22, 2016

irish furries

kinda mid

its so mid u could call it irish furries

by LOLSIEWOLSIESX3NUZZLESONU July 19, 2023

Irish Hot Plate

When a group of guys come on a plate and then the last one to finish eats it.

Hey man did you have an irish hot plate last night?

by Regulus Night Lightcaster November 17, 2023

Irish cock juggler

An unsavory, unkempt Irishman who can juggle upwards of 5 adult sized penises at one time.

In his free time, Ryan likes to hone his skills as an Irish cock juggler.

by Smack talker Skywalker March 17, 2017

Northern Irish Lifts

YO HES A NORTHERN IRISH LAD FAM, YOUR TELLING ME HES FRIENDS WITH MR NO BRAIN (AKA AC LIFTS) AND NIL POSTS YOUTUBE CONTENT AS WELL, WHY NOT DROP A SUB TO HIS CHANNEL

Northern Irish Lifts Meets AC Lifts In Belfast To Surf Elevators

by AC Lifts September 22, 2020

Irish Faggot

A faggot, typically Irish.

Guy 1: Hey, Guy 2, do you know who Philly is?

Guy 3: Yeah, he’s an Irish faggot.

Guy 1: wtf, I asked Guy 2, not you.

Guy 2: He’s right, though.

Guy 1: Yeah you are right, tbf.

*All Guys laugh and high five*

by Vikram de Bosch July 28, 2024