A hot beverage such as Coffee or Tea, usually in a mug, with an added ounce or two of some type of alcohol.
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Get the Irish Eightball mug.A half-day holiday / annual leave taken for the first half of the working day (i.e. the morning for a 9-5 job), rather than the second half (i.e. the afternoon). Presumably to sleep off a hangover.
"See you tomorrow guys, I'll be in at 1 as I've got an Irish half day"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
someone comes in late "Bloody hell, Irish half day is it?"
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Get the irish half day mug.Both an insult and a compliment, Big Irish Head is a descriptor for anyone who displays their Irishness on their head. This could be the fact that their head is shaped like a potato; they could be plastered in freckles, or simply look like a friendly wino farmer.
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Get the Big Irish Head mug.A peppery flavored comedian bearing a crumbly texture and a brackish aftertaste who leads with homogenous humor and lacks overall comedic substance. Her neeps & tates are known to have scared the evil out of an entire legion of demons who immediately converted to Taoism then fled to a remote cavern located in the center of a Nepalese mountain. Those demons created a trauma recovery center where they are reported to self treat. The Irish Haggis finishes all her “jokes” with the same punchline every time; Donald Trump.
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The Irish Haggis, imported from America and introduced to Ireland doesn’t fool the locals. It’s the same old Haggis in new packaging.
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On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
On the Eve of St. Patrick's, one consumes a fair amount of green dye or food containing green dye. The next day, this person poops inside a tube sock, which comes out of his body colored green due to the previous night's consumption. The person or another then places their penis inside the poop filled sock and is jerked off to completion. The sock is then removed and a mixture of green and white mush is present on the penis resembling a creamsicle. This treat can then be consumed by those participating in the tradition.
Person 1: Do you have any plans for St. Patrick's Day?
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.
i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
Person 2: Yeah, I bought some things to make an Irish Creamsicle.
Person 1: That sounds delicious! You'll have to save me some.
i.e. The Irish Creamsicle is a common treat present among the local town squares that share ancestral roots from Ireland.
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Get the Irish Creamsicle mug.Contrary to popular belief, the Irish silencer doesn't work and is more likely to blow up the gun than muffle the shot.
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