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Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
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Irish Bail

When you impregnate your girlfriend/wife before the start of a long prison sentence so she's occupied for the duration.
The Judge gave Billy 10 years but luckily his girlfriend received irish bail so she'll have something do to while Billy is away.
by SoberCaine November 6, 2021
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Luck of the irish

This is an American phrase, not an Irish one. It’s an insult to Irish people that was coined during gold mining when a lot of Irish people arrived to make money suggesting they were stupid.

The idea was that if an Irish person could find gold then it was if to say, only by sheer luck, as opposed to brains, could these fools succeed.
-He got his promotion at work
-That’s the luck of the Irish for you
by cupantae94 August 6, 2019
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Irish institute

It’s an only-boys catholic school in Monterrey Mexico full of rich fuckboys who think they are the shit. You can spot them wearing an Acapella T-shirt, adidas sweatpants, a Zac Efron 2016 haircut and adidas sneakers. They also star dirty dancing drinking, smoking, vaping ect at a very young age.
Girl1: In what school are you from?
boy1: Irish institute *slaps ass*
Girl1: *gasp* what the fuck is wrong with you
by Noteinteresaqueestres February 24, 2018
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The Irish Special

When the IRA splashes you in the face with a bucketful of shit for overstaying your welcome.
"Right, stay 'er fer longer than anticipated and we give you the Irish Special.
by MdstandsforMYDICK July 1, 2023
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Irish Somersault

A sex act in which one person with an erect penis and one with a vagina, also who look like each other both somersault simultaneously, causing the penis to enter the vagina as the two complete their somersaults. The two then hold hands and rub up and down until climax.
by sexdevil8892 December 3, 2023
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Irish Bowling Ball

Two fingers in Jameson and then in the vagina, thumb in baileys then anal. Jameson is the spike baileys for lube
by aeSteve August 1, 2020
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