Skimp Wood

When you roll a backwood with less than 3 grams of marijuana
“I only have about half a wood left what should we do?”
No problem, I’ll twizzle up a skimp wood
by Jinxx The Dunk-Master September 22, 2018
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The ant in the woods

Opposite of "The Elephant in the Room."

Something that, despite being very small and insignificant, is the center of attention (often for political reasons).
Guy 1: Have you seen the new (insert movie here)?
Guy 2: Nah bro, I don't watch woke propaganda.
Guy 1: Dude, there's literally just one gay couple in the movie with less than 3 seconds of screen time. Stop paying so much attention to the ant in the woods.
by Palm Knee June 07, 2025
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Sliding On Wood

Sliding motion a woman does on a man. The sexual act done when a man's wood is slippery from a woman's vagina.
Damn man she was "sliding on that wood".

Bro how was it last night? Man it was hot and heavy, she was sliding on wood I tell you
by KingLeo15 May 03, 2021
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Wood wide web

Contrary to popular believe (see: ala mode), the Wood wide web's nonsensical capitalization structure is purpose built for it's own rationale. You see that the wood can be utilized, speaks to human's ownership of the domain of Earth. The wideness of this expanse, speaks to the spooky incantation which follows it. That is to say, we have not uncovered all rocks, harvested all grain, plowed and fertilized all soil. And, while this may be scary in that Brown Recluse Spiders are all around us, wanting to murder us for our existent nature--they mostly love in the woods, protecting their own webs. . ."mostly"
Eric Cartman is a proud user of the Www to. . .uh justify bully in the Wood wide web. Like a comment bullying a bully--which in this case, the thought completes itself. (I.e. : "I have evidence, and I'll use it!" )
by BestEgo November 18, 2023
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Summer wood

Summer wood - A male erection influenced by the change in season and female summer attire.
That guys got Summer wood.
by udictionary2 July 17, 2014
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J a y black wood

When a man doesn’t shit for weeks. After a while the shit turns into solid stone then he proceeds to shit it out and uses it like a dildo
by Galaxo March 14, 2023
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Wood holder

Someone who «holds the wood» i.e takes a lot of dick.

Coined by HS TikkyTokky on the show Grilled with Chian Renoylds
Check this, I’ve got you saved on my phone as «wood holder»
by Colaenjoyer November 09, 2022
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