hammerphile

A person very fond of hammers (in a non-sexual, non-romantic way)
In summary: person obsessed to bloody death by a bludgeoning hammer

“Look at her over there, why is she studying all those hammers and the best way to use them?!”
“Oh you know her, she’s such a hammerphile”

by anonymous July 24, 2024

Hammer time

When you Start to fuck a Granny in the ass , And every half inch, your Dick has to act like a chisel. To get through some 3 week, old crusty dried turd

Yo brother lady night I hammer timed this Granny

by Nickle and Dime August 24, 2024

Hammer Girl

When you kick a bitch with a soccer ball to the race and she replies:” wOulD yOu liKE 2 gEt hiT WiTH a hAmMeR?!?!?!?!”

Person1:Bro I kicked the soccer ball to Hammer Girls face.

Person2: Did Hammer Girl say the thing

Person1: Yea Hammer girl said the thing

by JustARandomUserBro September 5, 2023

hammer shot

Slang term for a dick pick.

Dude1: yo this chick just slid into my dms what do I say?
Dude2: just send her a hammer shot brah.

by main man nigga October 1, 2023

hammerlips

The act of being a hammerlips Also, you can be a hammer, soccer, or sangria lips.

Ben won't run a king's fall raid, so therefore he is indeed a hammerlips.

by Soccer Chips October 21, 2023

Hammerfucked

Is the point beyond no return. Mainly spent in the bathroom after consuming more alchohol then one can handle.

"We got so drunk last night after coinage"
"Yea I was hammerfucked"

by GIBMIESTER November 4, 2023

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 11, 2023