Holy Handshake

When someone gives you a blow job to finish and then immediately shakes the hands of any jehovas witnesses or any person of a church knocking at your front door without washing their hands prior.

Yeah, that priest didn't know he got a holy handshake from my wife...

by GuitarGod2315 September 27, 2025

Holy Trinity

When a girl has a big ass, big boobs and a pretty face

My girl has the holy trinity

by Santoscold September 28, 2025

Holy-grapevine

The holy-grapevine is when you take your worst girlfriend to your nicest vineyard, you open a nice bottle of sparkling wine, get her clothes off and start butt-f*cking doggy style. When you’re about to cum, you yell out “holy-grapevine” and hit her in the back of the head with a grapevine.

I holy-grapevined my gal last weekend and my shoulder is still thrown out from those big, head-pruned vines.

by MendoVineGuy February 18, 2025

Holy Swagamole

An exclamative phrase similar to "holy shit!" or "holy guacamole!", used to describe situations of utmost swag or to make fun of something stupid.

"Holy Swagamole! you fucking suck at this game!"
or
"Holy Swagamole that guys fucking awesome!"

by aasssaeqwwwwwwf February 25, 2025

Holy Fuckey Baduckey

Like holy moly or holy crap, or holy shit, except used in instances where those words don't cut it.

Holy Fuckey Baduckey! My wife is pregnant!

by Eushshtb March 12, 2025

Holy Chopped

When someone is very Chopped

Holy chopped Micah

by Holy chopped guy March 27, 2025

Holy Gramollie

An expression of extreme surprise, disbelief, or excitement. Can be used in both positive and negative situations, often in place of "Holy cow!" or "Holy smokes!"

Holy Gramollie! This coleslaw is amazing!

by Dr. Bargus April 23, 2025