Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head

When you thought something would be good anyway but it turned out to be even better

That new film was like Father Christmas with a Turkey on his head.

by WileyWeasel13 December 31, 2020

he gone die bout his

to defend someone with your life or to die to protect someone else

yo you see arthur’s queen jennifer? yeah he gone die bout his

by he gon die bout his September 27, 2020

Born with Roses in her/his eyes

This basically just means that the presence of this specific person is beautiful. Like roses.

„The only girl I ever loved,
Was born with roses in her/his eyes.
But then they buried her alive…“ - Holland, 1945

Its in the song defined.

by houndem August 19, 2021

your dad screws his lads

Your dad screws his lads is the ultimate insult that the forefathers of the universe have bestowed upon man... use this wisely.

John: ur mom gay
Ella: ur gran a man
John: your sister a mister
Ella: ur grandpap a trap
John: *in agonizing frustration gathers the energy from the very air and 4 elements around him as it would look if he combined the universes too one speaks* your dad screws his lads.
Ella: gets banished too the hell of limbo and has every limb torn off of her body and looses her ability too see smell speak or hear and only has her hands too feel as she wanders the hell of limbo screaming in her mind too only die of her thoughts. The only thing she is afraid of is her mind.

by God himself the horsemen of de July 13, 2018

packing a soda can in his pants

Having a large amount of girth to one’s penis.

He was packing a soda can in his pants

by MILF 49 June 1, 2018

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

Will dominate and or has dominated one's competitors.

Relates to any sport or activity where one person is far better than the current rival(s), and proves it.

The Tennis Player 'waxed his (opponent) skis' 6-0. 6-0.
The winner of the race was so far ahead. He 'waxed their skis'.
I got beat so badly. He 'waxed my skis'.

She's going to dominate this match. She's going to 'wax her (opponents) skis'.

The Angels beat the Astros 16 to 2. They 'waxed the Astros skis'. or They 'waxed their skis'. :)

There's no competition for this guy. He's gonna 'wax their skis'.

Waxed (his, her, their, your ...) Skis

by timtimmytimothy May 25, 2022

giving a guy candy for his birthday

giving a guy candy on his birthday, especially sour patch kids, really means "I wanna bang you during whatever class period we happen to be in"

Katie-"here's some candy Marco"
Marco-"okay I brought the condoms"
Hannah- "OMG Tyler!! Katie's giving a guy candy for his birthday so she can finally get laid!"

by fuck me bill cosby May 13, 2013