urban fucked

the last person to hold their right shoulder with their left hand has to use at least 1 obscure word from urban dictionary in every sentence, and must also make sense. if they don't, someone around them will punch them in the arm.

Sarah: *puts her hand on her shoulder*
Larry: *sitting with a group of friends, noticing Sarah holding her shoulder. proceeds to hold his shoulder too*
Travis: *puts his hand on his shoulder* Haha! You're Urban Fucked, Tommy!
Tommy: Dammit...I need to go poopsterbate!

by deaddwolfio February 10, 2014

diddly fucked up

Slang used in the Bad News, VA for "really messed up"

Aaron: My hair is all diddly fucked up.
Tripp: What even is that?
Aaron: You know

by GallifrAngel February 10, 2014

well fucked duck

To be completely satisfied

That meal left me feeling like a well fucked duck.

by Citybench February 15, 2014

mosey fucked

Blocked by someone that is in front of you taking their time without deference to your urgency.

"I got mosey fucked by some idiot at the checkout stand and missed the first 10 minutes of the game."

by pdxblazer May 23, 2014

puzzle-fucked

To be so confused you are in a state of awe or astonishment from the Seemingly impossible or unforeseen product and or possibly

Paul was puzzled-fucked after realizing that Beyonce Knowles and flavor flave had become a couple.

James puzzle-fucked facial expressions could only mean one thing. After 18 years of marriage he no knows that he son was not his

by TreyB February 5, 2015

jumbal fucked

A mess of things. "I can't see the cars are jumbal fucked"

I can't see the cars are jumbal fucked

by crazy white girl 92 February 13, 2015

Megalodon fucked

When you drink almost a whole bottle of vodka, twerk violently for hours and abuse anyone within a 10 metres of you

"Yeah man she was megalodon fucked"
"On a scale of 1-megalodon fucked how drunk are you"

by MegalodonM8 August 19, 2015