Join For Free Bobux

what shows up when you search up "no bitches"

Person 1:Did you join "Join For Free Bobux?"
Person 2: That sounds like a scam

by jalapenocheesetoppers July 2, 2022

If it’s chain, it’s free reign

Stealing or ‘borrowing’ from corporate(chain) stores. They have more than enough money to make up for losses. DO NOT take from local Mom and Pop shops, asshole!

Sara: Hey wanna go ‘hang out’ in Macy’s??
Tiff: Ofc!! If it’s chain, it’s free reign!!
(In reality Sara and Tiff stealing from Macy’s bc F that company)

by JusforGiggles May 18, 2022

Free My Kids

Basically another way of saying "I nutted" or "I badly wanna nut".
Slang made by Dim Lewko.

1) I Free My Kids in her mouth this morning = I cummed in her mouth this morning.

2) Jon : Free My Kids, it's been too long

Dylan : How long exactly ??

by TooSmoothWithIt_78 June 2, 2022

Free return milking

When you go to home depot to buy expensive tools and use them for 29 days on various jobs then return them on the 30th day just so you dont have to pay for the tools. The reason you would do this is if you need to startup a home reno or gardening business but didnt have all the money upfront to invest in tools.

dude starting a business is so hard i have to invest in a mower 1200, a polesaw 800, a sawzal 200, rakes 100, leafblower but im fucking broke right now.
just take advantage of free return milking at home depot just pay with your credit card.

by BeatMeatRepeat April 11, 2022

free shot fax

When u take a shot in basketball and shit urself at the same time

Did u see my free shot fax

Ye it was sick
I need to go change my nappie now though

by Sam Mackey January 4, 2021

Free Flow of Ideas

Coming up with an Idea or solution to a problem while Taking a shit and immediately forgetting the idea or solution when you flush the toilet.

Boss: Well did you come up with any ideas on the Penske account.
Employees: Well yes, however, it was a Free Flow of Ideas.

by The cow Hunter January 4, 2021

Free Round of Golf

Often refers to a request to take it up the ass. When unable to outright ask for it, a “free round of golf” can be used in lieu of asking for some quality butt stuff.

Patron: “You don’t want this wallet!”
Waitress: “I don’t take any man’s wallet unless it includes a free round of golf.”
Patron: “Deal!”

by TDSMTD February 1, 2021