by pppooopoo November 8, 2025
Get the You Packin Family mug.Stupid piece of crap done by parents to waste time and energy, all under the guise of being educational or paying visits to family members you don't care about or even hate. These pieces of torture often happen when you have a break from school, most of the time during spring break, summer vacation, Thanksgiving, and even Christmas and New Year's.
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
When this happens, you often have no internet access, and if you do get internet, the Wi-Fi may end up being spotty at best. You also can't do the things you're into at the moment. They also force you to get up at an ungodly hour and force you to walk for 12-16 hours without any breaks in between. Some families do this for a large number of days to anger you immensely and make you want to run away from them.
Some of the most common examples of this include a trip to Disney World and even a European vacation (mostly for those living in North America).
I've been waiting to get out of school for some time. I can't wait to play some Minecraft with my friends...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
(parents bust in, saying "We're leaving on a family vacation to Disney World! We're spending your entire break there!")
Shucks. Time to jump off from the castle tower...
by The Real Driller November 19, 2025
Get the family vacation mug.Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."
by Hym Iam November 27, 2025
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Get the i miss my future family mug.When a person has three or more children with three or more different significant others. All of the siblings have different mothers or fathers. The parent is called a family bucket.
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