derpression 

falling into a depressed state from not derping enough or when you haven't derped in a while and then you over-derp yourself.

Nick: "Man derp is gayy you say it too much." Kevin: "You've fallen into a derpression, my friend. Get help now. Derp."

derpression by eerisedsaysshutupkevin January 14, 2010

bring on the anti depressants 

A phrased used by goths to express a need for drugs to help treat their "depression".

X: "Fuckit! Bobby dumped me! I feel like killing myself!"
Y: "Bring on the anti depressants! Prozacs do the job!"

bring on the anti depressants by Patrick Norman September 25, 2005

depressionism 

It’s a word

See if you have a extreme sign of depression then it’s depressionism

depressionism by Depressionism October 23, 2018

Depressive Black Metal

A sub-genre of Black Metal dedicated to ripping of Burzum.

Hey dude, this record by the Depressive Black Metal band Xasthur sounds just like Burzum.

Yeah. They all do.

Depressive Black Metal by Mymotherisafish January 15, 2010

Dempression 

Feelings of severe depression and oppression caused by Democrats being in office.

"The general national mood can only be described as one of prolonged dempression"
"On January 20, 2021 over 74,216,154 Americans were diagnosed with dempression"
"The Republicans are trying to stay several steps ahead of gloom, despair, deep dark dempression, and excessive misery"

Dempression by Dempression November 5, 2021

decession 

Depression caused by a recession in the economy.

William, I've lost 37 million due to the economy tanking my stocks! I'm going to drown my decession with this whole bottle of scotch!

decession by flacker April 3, 2009

deppresion 

giyu tomioka

deppresion

deppresion by h0rnySHITTINGTEARS January 11, 2022