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Coffee WoW

Coffee Wow is when you make a coffee share a coffee with someone and it quickly escalated into wild, passionate, vigorous sex .
Ran into the wife at the breakfast table and observed a coffee WoW, shortly there after, the walls were shaking, the earth was quaking, and after a double shot of my babies love.... well. Coffee Wow...
by GooseCous August 15, 2025
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Coffee creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Coffee Creamer

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer
by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025
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Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!
Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT
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Coffee button syndrome

When your poop hurts because you are 11 and drank 3 cups of coffee on vacation
Luke, you have coffee button syndrome if I've ever seen it
by B_witched9 October 13, 2025
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Coffee-beaned

Instead of coffee making you shit, the coffee is so good, it violently shits a visceral, fat, steamy shit, because it hates you and your family. Including your dog or cat (or goldfish).
That coffee was so good, I got coffee-beaned.
by wowzuhsss October 25, 2025
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Coffee Bong

A slang term for a (Coffee) Siphon.
by pornstitute October 29, 2025
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