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not in my christian catholic school

A phrase used when an unholy act has been conducted in your vicinity and you would like it to be stopped

Can also be substituted with:
not in my Christian catholic household

Is usually used in the context of a joking manner unless it comes from the nun at your private school, and then be prepared for a firm ruler to the hands
ex1)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference*
Me: not in my christian catholic school !!!!!!!!

ex2)
Stupid friend: *makes a sexual reference in my home*
Me: not in my christian catholic household !!!!!!!!

ex3)
Stupid me: *wears a skirt 4.5cm instead 5cm of the ground*
Psycho nun: NOT IN MY CHRISTIAN CATHOLIC SCHOOL !!!!!!!!! *pulls out ruler*
by YEET OR BE YEETEN November 26, 2018
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Western Christian High School

All the kids here are right winged rich white people who don’t get enough attention at home so they decide to start useless rumors and act like they have such an important and exciting life at a 400 kid school. Trust me,you don’t. Get over yourself.
Mom: honey we’re going to send you to Western Christian High School.
Me: I beg you please don’t!
by eekgetmeout January 3, 2019
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non-denominational christian

a christian person who is wimpy and can't choose a real religion. A person who is netutral on religious beliefs.
being a non-denominational christian i believe that other religions are wrong but mine.
by Elizabeth Davis January 6, 2008
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Christian hating Jew

An extremely ignorant way of insulting someone that actually has nothing to do with religion but more to do with simply being annoying. Most likely owes its inspiration to South Park.
Eric: Hey shut up you Christian hating Jew!

Kyle: Uhmm… what? I’m not Christian or a Jew, and I don’t hate either of them

Eric: Hehehehe. That doesn’t change the fact that you’re a Christian hating Jew
by The Captive Spirit September 12, 2010
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Middle aged christian mom

A mom who only likes "Halleluja" and "Jesus take the wheel".
A Middle aged christian mom also has around 49 unvaccinated kids.
Because vaccines are against the lord.

Edit: 2 minutes has passsed now, she only has 23 kids left.
Hi, i am a Middle aged christian mom.

Middle aged christian moms don't vaccinate because its "against the lord.
by Middle aged christian mom June 20, 2019
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A school in Lansing, Illinois now Dyer, Indiana where all the kids are spoiled snobby and rich. The school moved from the African American culture and sucks at educating its children.
Wow, Illiana Christian High School is moving again.
by yeeyeegirl987654321 September 19, 2018
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grindcore/surf/christian rap

grindcore/surf/christian rap is montage of empty metal shit, the sound of the waves and the virtuous morals of The Shephard. A beautiful representation of god's ability to rhyme. After all, what is rap without God?
nomeSTAR is a wonderful example of the afore mentioned fusion.
by jimbimallybimbim July 27, 2005
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